Scream 4

Do we really have to scream again? My vocal cords are exhausted! So they've been in talks for a 4th Scream movie for sometime and even know I loved the trilogy, I'm not sure if I care for a 4th. Neve Campbell herself is apparently the cause of a delay and I can't say I blame her. Don't get me wrong if they make this film I'll be lining up to see it, hell I'll probably even love it..... hmmmmm I guess that's what I'm afraid of! Quick everybody SCREAM!

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The Number 23

LOOK OUT! It's the number 23.... OH MY GODZILLA! You know what scarred me about this movie, all that math that was forced upon my gentle little brain! Geeez! The math was scarier then Jim Carrey in a Horror Film, um, actually was it a horror film? Or was it some kind of acid trip?

Anyways you know what scares me? Today the media attention around Jim Carreys new film where he plays a gay character. Seriously everyones worried this is gonna ruin his career, I say F*%$# You to anyone who lets that happen you should rot in hell for holding onto those barbaric ways..... Besides Homosexuals are all stars and I personally can't wait to see him tongue wrestle Ewan McGregor!

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Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer

I had a lot of fun watching this really bad film. I loved the oh so cheesy enough to fill a taco monsters, the bad jokes, and how could you not love the king of horror Robert Englund. My only big problem was the movie poster shows Jack with no top on and great abs the movie however does NOT show Jack with no top and great abs! THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING! I would run out and buy a copy if it stayed true to the beautiful movie poster!

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Final Stab

All gay cast and crew and the best they could do was mention a gay little fling two dudes shared in college! This is a film from the not so distant past (2001) of David Decoteau's, it's gotta be my favorite of his Horrorable films.

You may recognize the name Final Stab from the Scream movies. This film is loosely based off of the film within the film all its missing is Tori Spelling.

I can honestly say it's not the worst horror film I've seen this week!

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Chris And John To The Rescue

I was lucky enough to be one of the first little ghouls to get a sneak peak at the new season of Chris and John to the Rescue. I watched the haunted episode and lemme tell ya'll it was SPOOKtacular. Funny and terrorific all in one big bangzilla!

I think every episode of this great show should be a haunted one! Oh and Chris and John next time you need an experts opinion in the field of the macabre how bout askin a FAfessional like Ghost the Keeper of Night instead of two wannabe children of bigfoot!

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Gutterballs

I think it's safe to say this movie sucks balls, It sucks bowling balls! Can you jam some more perversion into a horror flick? I was excited by the 80's style of the film and happy to see a drag queen hanging out with the hip bowlers until they gave her a MANGINA. The thugs in the movie used the word fag like it's a bad thing all I can say about that is karma is a bitch!

Bowling will never be the same!

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Ana Paquin, you go girl!

I love that Ana Paquin won a globe for my favorite show True Blood! It's my second fav of all time after Buffy! MAKE MORE EPISODES FAST!

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