Sunday, July 5, 2009

Chris and John's Roadtrip



Chris and John's Roadtrip just came out on DVD and if their charming campy sense of humour isn't enough for you to rush to http://www.chrisandjohnonline.com and buy a copy then maybe knowing that Ghost The Keeper of Night is hiding in the special features will help.... That's right, It was Halloween night and these two cute little twinks invited yours cruelly to guest star as we hosted Fright Night on OUT TV Live.... or should I say dead...... Buy the DVD I just bought two!

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Ghost

True Blood Season 2



It's so hard to talk about a horror show or movie without making fun of it..... True Blood is bloody brilliant and leaves no room for bad jokes! Every episode seems to get better and wetter! I'm still having trouble believing Ana Paquin showed her boobies during a passionate love scene between her character Sookie and Bill. Bill even sucked her blood and shared it with Sookie..... I hope they're practicing safe sux! If you're not watching the new season you aren't watching the best show on television!

XXX

Ghost

Monday, June 8, 2009

In The Blood



This movie should be called in the BORING........ So BORED! The sad part is it's probably the 2nd best Homo Horror film I've seen.... Nothing has topped HellBent and nothing probably will........... Awwwwww HellBent, such a good movie! This one however, is not! Thanks for giving it to me John(athan)!

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Ghost

Thursday, June 4, 2009

The Grudge 3



I have no grudge against grudge 3! Yes it's a crap horror film but lets be honest, I love crap horror films. it was like watching a new version of the first, same tricks same jumps same spooks but instead of Sarah Michelle Gellar it had that sidekick chick from the Saw films.... If you do end up watching this film and hate it, at least you'll see a couple hot topless boys.... That always helps!

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Ghost

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

The uninvited



The uninvited was very familiar.... I think I saw the same effects in the Grudge and parts of the story line in several thousand other wannabe horror films of the past.... BORING!

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Ghost

Monday, May 25, 2009

All about Evil




I just found this photo from "All about Evil" of Cassandra Peterson (my favourite diva of the dark) and the delicious Thomas Dekker.

It'll be great to see Elvira do a horror film and I'm glad Thomas is getting his hands all bloodied up, with The Sarah Connor chronicles coming to an end I'm really happy I get to keep looking at that cute face! He'll also be starring in the re-make of a Nightmare on Elm Street.

How the hell do you replace Freddy?

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Ghost

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Twilight The new Moon



Lets face it we didn't watch the first one for its brilliant writing or good direction. We watched it for Edward and that dirty hair of his! With that said lets hope the new director improved the story and didn't make it worse....

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Ghost

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Elvira does Bettie Page



Our horror queen Elvira takes on a new look as Bettie Page this lady is smokin hot no matter what black wig she throws on! This was for an exhibit "Bettie Page Heaven Bound: A Celebration of the Life of Bettie Page". You can view some of the photos including Margaret Cho in Bettie drag along with, this ones scary, Perez Hilton! Find out more about this event at http://worldofwonder.net/

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Ghost

Friday, May 8, 2009

The Grudge 3 VS Gremlins 3



This isn't even a real competition obviously Gremlins 3 will be a much better, cooler, instant classsic film but hey The Grudge 3 is gonna be an intant piece of shit possibly worthy of a camp film...... The kind you chuck that crap dvd into your fire and roast marshmellows over the chemicals....... mmmmmmmm chemicals!

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Ghost



PMS: This is the worst teaser trailer I've ever seen!

Planet Terror: Camp has never been better

This has got to be the campiest and funnest zombie movie I've ever seen..... If you like Kill Bill and you like Zombie films you'll love this! I love Rose McGowan in most of her fillm's from Scream to Jawbreaker and I even loved her in charmed but seeing her play a go go dancing amputee with a machine gun leg was the most entertaining part she's ever played. You just have to watch this, I can't believe it took me 2 years to hear about it!

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Ghost

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The Telling: Playboy bunnies make a horror



The playboy bunnies star in a new horror film The Telling.... Was this filmed at the mansion? I wasn't impressed enough to do any research....

Was Anya from Buffy Hall of fame right to be afraid of bunnies? The answer is not even a little! Playboy bunnies should stick to what they're good at, posing nude and appearing on the Search for the Next Elvira..... I love you Bridget! This movie was so bad it shoulda been good but it sucked like a vampire!

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Ghost

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Reaper Season 2



I just finished watching episode 9 of season 2. Ok yeah, it's not as good as Buffy but it's the best horror comedy since..... It's so hot I'm on fire, now if only I could have an hour alone in a room with Sam he'd be on fire too! With my luck it'll be cancelled next season..... Cross your fingers..... All eleven of them!

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Ghost

Sarah Conor Chronicles Season 2 Finale



Season 2 was awesome, Lena Headey is sexy, Shirley Manson is well the most talented GARBAGE ever hehehehe, and Thomas Dekker has a nude scene in the last episode..... Ok you don't see much but he's so cute! He also just wrapped up a film directed by Peaches Christ and starring Elvira. I can't wait, I'm also super excited the Terminator series has been saved by fans voting in.... Ooops I didn't know a vote was out there.... The truth is...... Out there!

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Ghost

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Wolverine



Yeah I know Wolverine isn't a horror movie but it did have lots of blood, murders, and most importantly a naked Wolverine, if that isn't enough to get you to the theatre then I don't know what else is! YUMMY!

XOXOX

Ghost

Saturday, April 25, 2009

The Broken



I was dying to see this movie and I died of boredom watching it, but look how cool the movie poster is! Ok so the beginning dragged on, the middle was really cool and the ending leaves you unfulfilled, cheated, and empty.... Kinda like my ex! Lena Headey carried this movie, but I'd prefer to sit through the Sarah Conor chronicles to see her...

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Boo Tube Poster




Here's a new Boo Tube poster with the brand spanking new cast of characters. From Left to right we have Wooki Goldberg, Ghost The Keeper of Night, Beetlebooze (the one falling off big ass), Chunky and his bride Epiphany and baby Hermie, Lodda Da Butt, Elfira: Mistress of the Tree Bark, Muffy the Vampire Layer, and Teddy Kruelger.

Catch them eventually in a brand new episode of Boo Tube.

XXX

Ghost

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The Telling

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A Horror with Hugh Hefner's EX wives, now this I gotta see! Awwww and little Bridget should be in a horror film after all she is tight with Elvira Mistress of the Dark!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The Covenant Grrrrrrrrrr!




When a friend of mine told me to watch this flick from 2006 I gotta admit I hesitated, but seriously who am I to turn my back on a bad horror film? Especially one recommended..... So I watched it and I'm glad I did, not only was the movie actually good if not the best warlock movie I've seen but it was filled with lots of yummy, sweet, tasty hard candy! Yup, and oh my god....zilla I think I went home with one of those boys Saturday, I almost forgot what abs could get you! oooops am I sharing again?

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Ghost

RIP Andy Hallett



Andy Hallett, star of Angel portraying karaoke psychic Lorne passed away on Sunday after having troubles breathing. Rest In Piece Andy, too many funerals, deaths and moments of misery lately. I guess things can always get worse.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Dr. Horrible



Dr. Horrible was HORRIBLE.... I know that was clever of me! I was expecting waaaaaay more from Joss Whedon. I mean seriously you give us an incredible musical episode of Buffy, oscar worthy even, and then you create this HORRIBLE musical... I was however impressed by the ammount of gay characters in the film, oh and is Doogie gay or isn't he? Does anyone know?

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Ghost